Yes... That is a whole crab... and I'm supposed to just throw the other slice of bread on top and dig in. It's a deep fried soft shell crab... and I was told it just crunches like a crispy french fry. In actuality... it tastes like a deep fried turd... then you have to deal with the gelatinous filled waxy coated plasmatic exo-skeletin texture.
I was able to choke down 3 bites. For some reason I thought it might get better... but it only intensified as I got deeper into the main body... which was just how God intended it to be on the ocean floor... full of guts and partially digested yet still rotting fish heads the little bastard was baited into the crab net with.
Andrew Zimmer's got nothing on this bizarre food!
I feel dirty... and my fingers smell like sea gull puke.
(I received this email from Ted last night. He is in Baltimore on business. I suppose you just have to try everything once.)
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I am guessing it isn't as bad as throwing up a little bit in my mouth and swallowing it again. Which is axactly what I did when I read this. thanks for helping me fast today!!!!
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